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About Elephants

So, you must be here to find out about Elephants! What do you want to know?

  • How big are they?
  • Do they really smell that bad?
  • What's their behavior like?
  • What makes them thrive?
  • How do you know they're around?
  • Will you know one if you see one?
  • Where are you most likely to find one?
  • These may seem like simple questions with obvious answers, but The Elephant Hunter deals with a specific species of Elephant. You've likely 'herd' of Elephas Maxima (Asian or Indian Elephants) and Loxodonta Africana (African Elephants). For these Elephants, the answers above are likely fairly obvious.

    Well, the Elephant species we're talking about was discovered by famed Australian explorer, Dirk Dundeekirk and is known as "Subjetemus Avoidemus". Most blokes have never heard of Avoidemus and fewer know anything about them.

    That's where our own Dirk comes in. Being a specialist in Avoidemus, Dirk is especially talented in finding, identifying and helping organizations chase these critters off.

    Dirk says: "Avoidemus is know to wander about organizations, usually in herds, keeping somewhat quiet, but if you listen carefully, you'll hear 'em grumblin' now and then. Certain management structures actually encourage these "packys" to gather, thrive and well, yes, multiply.
    By the way, even though I discovered and named "Subjetemus Avoidemus", I just go by my pet name, "Pachy". And let me tell you, these pachys can cause all kinds of grief in your organization!"

    What kind of grief? Lack of trust, increased sick days, increase in product re-work, lack of teamwork, high turnover, unmotivated staff, and more. The type of grief that cause CEO's to place tighter and tighter reigns on their organizations, eventually choking off all chances to have a profitable or successful organization.

    In fact, Dirk is convinced he's save a CEO heart-attack or two in his day! Helping eliminate the pachys in your organization can be a great stress reliever, allowing the CEO and management to concentrate on new business opportunities and running the business.

    Want to learn more? Call or email us and find out about having famous Aussie, Dirk Dundeekirk come and speak to your organization about all the elephants running around your place and how he can help you find 'em! You'll never look at organization the same way again!



    "When the Elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers"- African Proverb
    The Elephant Hunter.com    330-478-1065     May 20, 2012 04:02 PM   EST
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